GOLD STAR

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You’ve Earned This Badge If…

  • You got it right, right away.
  • You never slept with the OPPOSITE sex, because to you that would be the opposite of sex.

Gold stars you know who you are! You traveled through the magnificent sexual cosmos and managed to only orbit planets of the same sex. You may have had a run in with the opposite sex in junior high possibly in a closet playing ‘seven minutes in heaven’ but you knew within the first 30 seconds who you really wanted to be in or ‘out’ of that closet with. You never fell victim to peer pressure because you knew from the get go that you were a rising STAR!

If you haven’t earned this badge yet, don’t sweat it! Sometimes it take a while to figure out who we are. Award your friends who nailed this one.

If you HAVE earned this badge, contact us and tell us when you first knew…