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You’ve Earned This Badge If…

  • You’re straight until, well…wet.

I get it. You’re curious. You’ve always wondered what it’s like to be “with” another woman and I totally get that. In fact, I bet I could score a sweet toaster oven by the end of the night if you just slide on over here and have one little drink with me. I won’t bite, promise.

Spaghetti lesbians and pillow princesses, I adore you. You’re sweet and cute and funny, and I don’t mind when you go sport fishing. In fact, I probably encourage it. If you’re “gay for the stay” or it’s just a “college thing” I don’t mind being the other side of the story.

If you haven’t earned this badge yet, just give it some time. In fact, do me a favor. Run down to the corner store and grab some wine coolers. Come over tonight and we’ll hang out. Just the two of us. It’ll be fun, trust me.

If you HAVE earned this badge, congratulations on snagging the catch of the day. Now just slip on one of my t-shirts and contact us so you can tell everyone else every little detail…