TOASTER OVEN

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You’ve Earned This Badge If…
• You are making Ellen proud by meeting your recruiting quotas.

You are kicking ass and taking names….at least that’s what the “others” seem to think. Gone are the days when gay people and straight people of the same gender couldn’t be friends without a weird belief they were a prospect on a list at Headquarters and somewhere in the recruitment funnel. Cheers to Ellen for exposing this odd phenomenon…so we ought to make her proud by collecting those toaster ovens you earned along the way.

If you haven’t earned this badge yet, don’t sweat it – there’s still plenty of time. Gay is the new orange, is the new black, right?

If you HAVE earned this badge – AND Melissa Etheridge awarded it to you, then you are TRULY our hero!