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You’ve Earned This Badge If…

  • Your circle circles your bed.
  • You keep it all in the family.
  • You have Kevin Bacon sheets.

You know that new straight friend of yours at the office?  The really cool one with the awesome husband and kid.  Remember the look of horror on her face when she came to your BBQ and met all your other friends?  You know. You went over and unconsciously spilled, “That’s my ex, Jess, over there, and that is Lisa, who I dated in college, and there is Nicole who I told you about.  She’s the one from the bar that one night.” Yeah, there is a reason your new friend is terrified — we are the only animal on the planet that thinks palling around with everyone we have slept with is a good idea.

If you haven’t earned this badge yet, you are either too young, got lucky enough to find ”the one” right away, or are the queen or king of “out of sight, out of mind”.  If you attempt to earn this badge at this point, buckle up and brace yourself for some drama…..emotions run deep no matter how “cool” everyone says they are with it.

If you HAVE earned this badge, it means you have found a way to keep everyone’s needs met, including the needs of the person you are currently dating. KUDOS! That is a tough balancing act.  Now, about  those sheets…