We know why you spent a fair amount of time in the closet… because it’s chock full of flannel! Hey, we get it. Flannel is warm and fuzzy and comes in a variety of colors. Plus, you can get long or short sleeves, pajamas and even bed sheets. Score!
The only lipstick you’ve ever worn has come from someone else’s mouth, and that’s ok with us. Deep down inside, we know you’re just a steel-plated marshmallow and you love The Notebook as much as we do.
If you haven’t earned this badge yet, you probably never will. You’re either a Spaghetti Lesbian or you wear Sensible Shoes and you’ll never be able to pull this off. Go get your own badge.
If you HAVE earned this badge, we feel compelled to warn you that Doc Martens went out of style about 20 years ago, but Peppermint Patty doesn’t care and neither do we. Pull up those boot straps, roll up your sleeves and contact us to tell us why you deserve such an esteemed title!