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You've Earned This Badge If…

  • You realized that your new mission is way more fun.

If you are done with golden tablets, seer bonnets and Big Love, this badge is something you can wear with no strings attached.

If you haven’t earned this badge yet, then you dodged a childhood upbringing that that may have scared you into the closet…but we bet you know someone who has earned this badge, especially if you live in the West.

If you HAVE earned this badge, kudos to you for playing hopscotch in between the golden tablets and seer stones, and skipping out before it was your time to slip into the magic undies.  And only you know that these are not the same magic undies that are sold at White Castle.