RESTRAINING ORDER

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You’ve Earned This Badge If…

  • You might as well face it — you're addicted to love.
  • You've asked the question, “To serve or not to serve?”

If this scene from Dumb and Dumber is your favorite of all time….you know what we are talking about.

If you haven’t earned this badge yet, kudos, you know when to walk away and know when to run.

If you HAVE earned this badge, you are very clear at every moment about where the 150 yard marker is.  Settle down, it just wasn’t meant to be. Contact us and tell us your story and then get on with life.  There is someone more fitting for you.

Back off buddy…