You were a believer when they told you it makes it look bigger.
You have less wind resistance than a jet.
Damn you are looking sexy. No wonder the fruit flies are so drawn to you. It is now making sense why the heterosexual divorce rate is so high — straight women are finally realizing how good their men can actually look! It seems the pain is worth the gain and your rear is clear.
If you haven’t earned this badge yet, make an appointment….at least you will have a good story to tell. And heck, in true scouting form, you should try everything once.
If you HAVE earned this badge, this patch will stick directly on you! You are trimmed, slim and about to get HIM! We want to know how bad it really hurts…contact us and let us know.